We want YOU!
If you have any experiences that you could contribute towards our future
features, then we are eager to hear from you. Email us on
email@example.com. Please send only short pieces (200 words maximum) or, if you have an idea for a feature, then send us an outline proposal only. Please also avoid sending large image files on email.
The features we're working on at the moment are:
- The Diving Officer ate my hamster!
Ever been in a dive club or branch that was ruled by a psychopath (male
or female) ? We are looking for stories of the scary, ridiculous and
outrageous things that people in charge of the diving can get up to. If
you've experienced the 'mini-Hitler' syndrome, we'd like to hear from
- Diving Alien!
Confess all your diving close encounters with beings from another planet
- Dive Slapper
If you have any recommendations on how to rig your make-up so as not to
come off underwater, let us know.
- Destination Dive Girl
We're investigating the best dive holidays for women who dive but who
don't have a regular buddy. If you've had good or bad dive holiday
experiences while travelling alone, let us know. What do you look for in
a holiday and what can dive operators do to make single women feel happy
about booking with them.
- Deco Toys
The boys may have their porn mags, but what are you playing with during
those decompression stops? We want to know what you take diving with you
or what you'd like to see bungied to the deco station.
- Revenge of the killer Bimbo!
Have you ever turned the table on dive blokes with a crap attitude? Took
the piss unmercifully? Made them suffer for their daft prejudices?
Celebrate your moment of victory by sharing it with us.